I've an important school assembly coming up in two days, and thought-readers are usually laughed at for their cliched and boring thoughts. And I Do Not want that to happen to me!
So I need a witty thought or quote, but it shouldn't be pessimistic either cuz it won't be appreciated… Someone help please! Thanks people..
Suggestion:
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES –
“Everyone needs and deserves love and happiness. Let's not wait until we're perfect to go out and find it.” – Pat A. Mitchell
“It's a humbling experience. These people have been through extraordinary events. They're an inspiration.” – Gordon Ramsay
“I long to speak out the intense inspiration that comes to me from the lives of strong women.” – Ruth Benedict
“A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.” – Anthony Robbins
“The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been kindness, beauty, and truth” – Albert Einstein
“Just remember – when you think all is lost, the future remains” – Dr. Robert H. Goddard
“If you look to others for fulfillment, you will never be fulfilled. If your happiness depends on money, you will never be happy with yourself. Be content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the world belongs to you.” – Lao Tzu
“The experienced mountain climber is not intimidated by a mountain — he is inspired by it. The persistent winner is not discouraged by a problem — he is challenged by it. Mountains are created to be conquered; adversities are designed to be defeated; problems are sent to be solved. It is better to master one mountain than a thousand foothills.” – William Arthur Ward
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” – A. A. Milne
WITTY QUOTES –
“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.” – Oscar Wilde
“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.” – Lord Byron
“What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.” – Oscar Wilde
“Conquered people tend to be witty.” – Saul Bellow
“Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.” – Henry Fielding
“The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.” – Florence King
“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.” – Evelyn Waugh
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